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Dear douches drivers of Fairfield,

If you have one of those fat as fuck SUVs, and I know most of you do, don’t park in compact spaces smartass! Your car is so far from compact that if that is the new compact standard mine is a hot wheel.

Old people? I love you, but fucking learn to drive please.

Blinkers? You know those things that make the annoying clicky sound in your car? For fucks sake, use them already! That is what they are there for. Especially you fuck faces at the light in front of my complex, yeah I’m calling you out. Blinkers are essential for lights like that because guess what? The people going straight don’t know if your dumbass is turning or not!

Also, you know the black stuff you drive on? There are words written on it. I know you need to know how to read to get a license. So do it. That’s not a question, theres important information on the asphault.

Learn to use a parking lot. There are arrows in the different aisles for cars to park in, they are there for a reason. Because you have a penis compensating car does not mean you get to go against these arrows. The people going the right way will want to kill you with their brains.

I know, night driving is inevitable, its almost always like that in Alaska so consider yourselves lucky. Learn to drive in the dark! You don’t speed up to a stop sign when you will be on the side of a busy road, I don’t care how good your brakes are, I don’t want to be side swiped.

People with those bright halogen headlights? I know its not your fault, but I hate you and your stupid car.

Hey you young guys with those oh so fast sports cars that they have to floor at every possible opportunity? Yeah, you guys. I don’t feel bad hoping you ram your face into a tree whenever you do that. Just because your car can go that fast doesn’t mean you do it, assface.

Cell phone users? And I don’t mean the people who just got a call from someone who needs information; I mean people in traffic that have been on their phones for as long as theres been traffic, yeah about two hours or so? Pay fucking attention! I bet it would be very embarassing for you to ram that expensive ass car into someones rear bumper because you were debating about what type of Starbucks drink you were going to get before work.

To those people that drive about 5 miles under the speed limit? Yeah, I don’t like you. Especially in residential areas. Going 25 is not going to kill you, but me having to go 15 because of your dumbass might.

As a closing thought, to those really douchey people who like to think the street is an obstacle course? No! Bad bad driver! No license for you! Go take a nice long walk across a big busy street in New York and relieve me of my misery.

Do people who say things to you ever think about what they’re saying first? I ask because I know I don’t, and it usually gets me into deep shit, so I’ve gotten used to it..

But it seems to me, that people who bitch at me, and complain that I’m not doing enough don’t seem to think how their words will affect my general outlook on things. Telling me I need to get a job fifty million times is not going to make it magically happen, so shut the fuck up about it.

I know I need to learn how to drive, you can stop telling me that one too. It’ll happen when it happens, and when it does happen I don’t want all sorts of praise like it’s a miracle that I managed to do it. A simple ‘Good job’ or something will do. I expect the same when I get a job.

Telling me that I’m a failure because I’m not doing things set to your timeline isn’t helping either. If you haven’t noticed I’m not like all the ‘others’ who want to drive once they hit fifteen years old, or I don’t want a job right at sixteen. I don’t need to prove my independence with these stupid society induced times to get a license and a job.

When I get a job, it will mean I have my license, because I’m not going to get a job without it. I will not rely on someone else to take me to work, and I will not rely on public transportation either. If its my job, its my responsibility. So I will do everything in my power first to ensure that it is totally my responsibility.

It would piss me off so much that if I got a job now, and had to rely on the bus, that I was late because of said bus and its schedule just barely being enough to get me to work on time, never the less take me home.

This next part is relationship issues that I’m frustrated with so it gets to be hidden unless you really want to read it..

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Ok, so me being the Kingdom Hearts freak that I am, bought ‘Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories’ a couple of days ago. About eight or so hours into the game, I get to the second set of world cards and me, not wanting to go to neverland just yet, chose to go to the hundred acre wood thinking it would be easier.

It was, in terms of there being no heartless to fight, but the mini-game that ensued left me just as pissed off as constant heartless fights did anyway.

Let me tell you, at the time of thinking about this rant it was going to be super long but… since its been a day, I might have forgotten some of the things I wanted to say. But those memories can be easily brought back, because I said it all to Peter via IM anyways…

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All righty! Now, I have a rant, cause I’m bored and can’t play my thingie.

I recently read an article posted on an EQ messageboard about Texas and their girl scouts being involved with Planned Parenthood. Now, Planned Parenthood is the best chance we have at making kids, who are going to have sex regardless of what their parents/teachers whatever tell them, aware of the things they should do before they decide to do it.

And what did the article say? They boycotted God damn girl scout cookies because they decided to support a good thing.

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You know, I try and not act on my feelings, people stay alive longer that way. But sometimes, I think I should act on these feelings that most people would probably call “overly excessive violence.” Its really not, people bring it on themselves most of the time.

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Arcy did something tonight that seriously pissed me off. I’m still pissed about it, I’m so pissed off I’ve cried more tonight then I have in a long while. And he knows he’s going to get his ass kicked, because he asked me not to when he called. (more…)